We are having a weekend break in Hereford and went out for a pub meal last night. Hereford was heaving so we headed out of town. The first pub we came to was packed so we blindly went down a narrow lane and came to a real village pub. It just had a few locals in. An old guy with a lovely black Labrador and a couple of lads trying to chat up the barmaid. The banter went on for a while with the barmaid winning hands down. One of the lads held out his phone and took a photo of himself with the barmaid in shot. The old boy muttered something and the lad asked him if he took selfies. The old boy looked him in the eye and said "Don't go there son. I couldn't take a ******* yousie"