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    My best teacher quote ever just happened

    Teacher comes into my office with a couple of exam papers in her hand, conversation goes like this:

    Teacher: Hi can I ask you to help me with something?
    Me: Sure
    T: You showed me how to do this before but I have forgotten, I need you to show me again how to photograph these with the microwave
    M: (falls about laughing)
    T: Oops, blame my senile brain!
    M: Do you mean scan them with the photocopier?
    T: Yes, Yes! That's it!


    I thought it was brilliant and had to share.

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    teachers scare me

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    open the door, pop them on the glass plate and set to 5 minutes. Enjoy the fire drill in the playground.

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    Tech Support Comedy Right there !!

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    ...I think I'm going to home school my children if/when I have them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiliconAlley_Sam View Post
    ...I think I'm going to home school my children if/when I have them.
    You will require youtube and a handful of DVDs.

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    wow, where do schools find teachers? It must be something they spray into classrooms or something...

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    Long ago, Year 9 lad on field trip: "Sir sir sir we must look at this under a microphone....."

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    Scarily funny...

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    I just can't comprehend how you can confuse a microwave and a photocopier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiliconAlley_Sam View Post
    I just can't comprehend how you can confuse a microwave and a photocopier.
    Huh? They are the same right or have I been confused for 20 years

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    Does this mean if I put food in the photocopier I'll get more food?
    So that's where I've been going wrong all this time..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    Does this mean if I put food in the photocopier I'll get more food?
    So that's where I've been going wrong all this time..
    It also works with money, cars and girlfriends! They're great things!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    Does this mean if I put food in the photocopier I'll get more food?
    Already been done as this documentary shows
    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    Quote Originally Posted by abillybob View Post
    money, cars and girlfriends!
    The problem with that is you need an initial sample to start with

    Quote Originally Posted by AJWhite1970 View Post
    Amazing film - one of the few where the sequel was actually better, though.

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