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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    The problem with that is you need an initial sample to start with
    Yes unfortunately so, that is the main limitation of this device I'm sorry! Though there are work around if you buy a 3D printer create a model girlfriend how you want and then switch the photocopier to "IT'S ALIVE!!!!" mode this will then convert it to a normal girlfriend. This can be replicated with the car and money so don't you worry. I hear @ICTDirect_Dave sells some refurbished versions if you're interested!?
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    My photocopier doesn't have "IT'S ALIVE!!!!" mode
    Only "Sheet of black", "Sheet of white", "Run out of staples" and "Secure annihilation of any and all documents (extensive fragment retrieval required)"
    Last edited by Garacesh; 20th June 2014 at 02:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    My photocopier doesn't have "IT'S ALIVE!!!!" mode
    Only "Sheet of black", "Sheet of white", "Run out of staples" and "Secure annihilations of any and all documents (extensive fragment retrieval required)"
    Ah. You must have the older version then, sorry mate no helping you!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    Does this mean if I put food in the photocopier I'll get more food?
    So that's where I've been going wrong all this time..
    You laugh about that but had one support call a few years back where a student at a school decided it was a good idea to put Sushi / raw food through a copier's Fuser / Fusing unit to see if it would / could cook the food and it got jammed in there and knackered the copier up.

    Not to mention all the toner and whatever else - not very edible afterwards !!

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    I've had to remove a sheet of lasagna out of a laminator before!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mac_shinobi View Post
    You laugh about that but had one support call a few years back where a student at a school decided it was a good idea to put Sushi / raw food through a copier's Fuser / Fusing unit to see if it would / could cook the food and it got jammed in there and knackered the copier up.

    Not to mention all the toner and whatever else - not very edible afterwards !!
    Quote Originally Posted by AJWhite1970 View Post
    I've had to remove a sheet of lasagna out of a laminator before!!!!

    O_O
    There are no words lots of words.

    In all fairness, they do get pretty damn hot. But no. If you want to cook food, everyone knows you wrap it in tin foil and stick it under your car bonnet

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    Beware of the helpdesk call that claims the scanner fried the test sheets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    My photocopier doesn't have "IT'S ALIVE!!!!" mode
    Only "Sheet of black", "Sheet of white", "Run out of staples" and "Secure annihilation of any and all documents (extensive fragment retrieval required)"
    You mean you have one that doesn't have "Make toner changer look like a coal miner" mode? I didn't think there was such a copier @Garacesh

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