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General Chat Thread, I did not expect this when I got home last night..... in General; I wondered who'd make the first poo pun! Shame on you, @ Smed !...
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    I wondered who'd make the first poo pun! Shame on you, @Smed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    @JamesBanks7 Oooh that was a good one! Wish I'd have thought of that.
    I had been waiting for the perfect opportunity to say it and then @SiliconAlley_Sam set me up perfectly

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    I wish I could thank you more than once for this.

    And I really don't know... it's udderly ridiculous how slow my brain is working this morning.
    Well I personally think you need to get a mooove on and start to look further afield for some sort of wake up technique

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    Given that the movement of cattle is controlled by strict regulations (see here), I imagine that the police will be treating this very seriously and will have tracked the owner down.

    If they can't / won't tell you, then you should speak to DEFRA
    Last edited by elsiegee40; 22nd May 2014 at 11:02 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesBanks7 View Post
    I had been waiting for the perfect opportunity to say it and then @SiliconAlley_Sam set me up perfectly



    Well I personally think you need to get a mooove on and start to look further afield for some sort of wake up technique
    I'm going to blame my brand new decalfinated coffee.

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    Flank you, one and all, for giving me a good chuckle this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    Flank you, one and all, for giving me a good chuckle this morning.
    Glad its put you in a good moo'd

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    It is a great cow-lection of puns. Think we should all gives ourselves a pat on the back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by korifugi View Post
    To be honest - there is cause for concern. Had they barged through the door - it'd have been positively friesian last night.
    I'd have probably had to put on a jersey.....

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    I don't understand anyone hoof inks this is funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain.Faulkner View Post
    I'd have probably had to put on a jersey.....
    The question you have to ask about Iain is.. "Dairy claim the cows for his own if their owner isn't found"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    The question you have to ask about Iain is.. "Dairy claim the cows for his own if their owner isn't found"?
    He doesnt want to cheese anyone off by claiming the cows for his own.

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    Let's Brie honest, though. They're Stiltoneed an owner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elsiegee40 View Post
    Given that the movement of cattle is controlled by strict regulations (see here), I imagine that the police will be treating this very seriously and will have tracked the owner down.

    If they can't / won't tell you, then you should speak to DEFRA
    Absolutely. Image you had badgers in your garden! I can't tell if you have goalposts in your garden, but it's a sure bet they would have been moved.

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    I was just searching for a funny cow pic to add to this thread and found this:

    I did not expect this when I got home last night.....-cow69_1215777406_crop_400x300.jpg

    It's in Iceland apparently and was done by their first recognised sculpter Einar Jonsson.
    I have no comment on this pic beyond: 'Seriously?'

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    It's referencing a story from Norse mythology - a cow suckling a Giant, apparently

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