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General Chat Thread, Survival in General; Originally Posted by localzuk Everyone knows cows explode when hit by an EMP... Why did nobody tell me this? We ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by localzuk View Post
    Everyone knows cows explode when hit by an EMP...
    Why did nobody tell me this?

    We need to do exploding cow dominos now. Sod the EMP this will be much more worthwhile

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    I am sure in the event of an EMP blast, everyone will still ask IT is there anything we can do to fix it.

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    Am I the only one thinking of Rat Burger from Demolition Man?

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    In a survival type situation, you need any protein you can. Hamster, Rat, Mouse, Snake, Lemming, as long as there weren't flies on the meat, and it was cooked very thoroughly, it would be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mthomas08 View Post
    I am sure in the event of an EMP blast, everyone will still ask IT is there anything we can do to fix it.
    "When will the network be back up?"
    "Are you kidding me?! That was a worldwide EMP. Literally nothing works!"
    "Yeah... But I only want the Internet.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    "When will the network be back up?"
    "Are you kidding me?! That was a worldwide EMP. Literally nothing works!"
    "Yeah... But I only want the Internet.."
    Yeh I could well imagine that happening. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    In a survival type situation, you need any protein you can. Hamster, Rat, Mouse, Snake, Lemming, as long as there weren't flies on the meat, and it was cooked very thoroughly, it would be fine.
    You forgot dog, cat, guinea pig, budgie, parrot, mynah bird, rabbit, hare, hedgehog (yum).......the list is defined, I guess, only by one's sensitivities.

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    Can't imagine you'd get a decent meal our of a hedgehog, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    Can't imagine you'd get a decent meal our of a hedgehog, though.
    I don't know, a couple of lettice leaves, some cheese and pineapple, fava beans and a nice cianti - Sounds better than half the "meals for one" at our local Tesco.

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    Alright then, you go ahead and make cheese without power, but I sure as hell ain't eating it :P

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    "Humans - the 'other' meat" - has a ring to it...anyone want to buy some snare/bear traps?

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    I think/could imagine the world wide governments should organise (In secret, so people think it's genuine) an event where they just knock all power off, just as a test to see how earth reacts... Then in a few years, just knock everything back on... Just imagine the chaos. Would make everything we're talking about real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by L3OUGH View Post
    I think the world wide governments should organise (In secret, so people think it's genuine) an event where they just knock all power off, just as a test to see how earth reacts... Then in a few years, just knock everything back on... Just imagine the chaos. Would make everything we're talking about real.
    That's a terrible idea!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICTDirect_Dave View Post
    That's a terrible idea!!
    In theory yes, lots of people would die, but that's a given in ANY situation like this... But this scenario would be played out for real, if something like that were to happen... Like everything was to die at 1.15 and not come back on for 10yrs... :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICTDirect_Dave View Post

    We need to do exploding cow dominos now.
    wait...WHAT?!

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