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    So a 5 year old boy come up to me today and says...

    If you could be anything but not anyONE in the world what would you be.....? This surprised me as he caught me off guard I said a tree as they live a long time. Don't really know where it came from but there you have it so as I'm a little bored because I'm quiet at the minute *touches wood* if you could be anything what would you be? Surprise me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexbillbridgnorth View Post
    *touches wood*
    What would you touch if you were a tree?

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    Surely he wood touch himself. Why do you feel the need to ash such silly questions?

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    Or Immortal.

    Both, preferably.

    But if I have to choose, Wise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    Surely he wood touch himself. Why do you feel the need to ash such silly questions?
    Yew didn't need to be a beech about it. I was only aspen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LosOjos View Post
    Yew didn't need to be a beech about it. I was only aspen.
    Bloody elm! Junipers sure are awful rude! Fir heaven's sake, get some manners!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexbillbridgnorth View Post
    If you could be anything but not anyONE in the world what would you be.....? This surprised me as he caught me off guard I said a tree as they live a long time. Don't really know where it came from but there you have it so as I'm a little bored because I'm quiet at the minute *touches wood* if you could be anything what would you be? Surprise me...
    I'm desperately trying to hold back incredibly juvenile yet obviously hilarious jokes about touching ones wood when it's quiet but as this is a family friendly forum so I shall resist.

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    Haha some great comments! @LosOjos this is all I have to say ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexbillbridgnorth View Post
    Haha some great comments! @LosOjos this is all I have to say ....
    Figgin' 'eck, I'm no troll! Don't make me come over there and teak yew a lesson!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    Figgin' 'eck, I'm no troll! Don't make me come over there and teak yew a lesson!
    Me so sorry! Here have some eduhobnobs....

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