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General Chat Thread, So a 5 year old boy come up to me today and says... in General; I would be a beloved family pet...
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    I would be a beloved family pet

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    Rich

    Not proper loaded but enough that my family could live comfortably without the need to work ever again. £10k a month for life would suit me.

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    A Beautiful woman with lots of common sense and a PHD to boot,

    Wouldn't want for nothing then hehe!

    If you know what I mean

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    Dont any of you read the original statement? You are to be a thing, not a person

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    Dont any of you read the original statement? You are to be a thing, not a person
    Is a person not a thing?

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    It said anything NOT anybody

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    It said anything NOT anybody
    A body is a thing

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    Oh go away, you.
    I could play the "sitting at home in great pain and you are being mean to me" card
    but I won't

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    Yet... you still did!

    How are you feeling now BTW? :thumbdown:

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    Well, pain isnt bad but foot feels very very constrained - claustrophobic even. Cant put my weight on it at all and have to keep it up so I am just sitting.BORED BORED BORED. Cant really do much because of the foot being in the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    Well, pain isnt bad but foot feels very very constrained - claustrophobic even. Cant put my weight on it at all and have to keep it up so I am just sitting.BORED BORED BORED. Cant really do much because of the foot being in the way
    edu-vicodin...? chin up :-)

    I'd be a 1960's VW camper Van and I'd tour the world.

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    "anything but not anyONE"

    A thing, any thing that is not sentient there is no point in being for any reason as you would not know and would not have any benefit. ( so no tree, not wind, happines, etc )

    Any animal other than a human ( well you have to think which ones could experience feelings that would make it more worthwhile than being yourself ). Any wild animal that is a predator and at the top of the food chain may be fairly un stressed in life but truely happy? Hmm. Dolphin? Happy till mr tuna man gets him, elephant happy till mr poacher. Bird Perhaps gettint there if your an eagle until a bird hunter steals your eggs.

    "not anyONE" ANYONE.... A collective of humans would not be a ONE. So which collective of humans could bring relativly more happiness than Your One Self.....

    Hmmm..

    Rob

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    Quote Originally Posted by twin--turbo View Post
    "anything but not anyONE"

    A thing, any thing that is not sentient there is no point in being for any reason as you would not know and would not have any benefit. ( so no tree, not wind, happines, etc )

    Any animal other than a human ( well you have to think which ones could experience feelings that would make it more worthwhile than being yourself ). Any wild animal that is a predator and at the top of the food chain may be fairly un stressed in life but truely happy? Hmm. Dolphin? Happy till mr tuna man gets him, elephant happy till mr poacher. Bird Perhaps gettint there if your an eagle until a bird hunter steals your eggs.

    "not anyONE" ANYONE.... A collective of humans would not be a ONE. So which collective of humans could bring relativly more happiness than Your One Self.....

    Hmmm..

    Rob
    You're over thinking it.

    The correct answer is "God".

    An omnipotent, omniscient, all powerful being capable of changing forms [didn't God appear as a burning bush?] and trolling EVERYONE.

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    Why don't you just join the collective?
    We are not one but all, at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    You're over thinking it.

    The correct answer is "God".

    An omnipotent, omniscient, all powerful being capable of changing forms [didn't God appear as a burning bush?] and trolling EVERYONE.
    Overthinking? You seriously think that not taking due care and consideration into thinking about what you would be if not yourself is worth underthinking!!!

    If I wanted to be anything other thanmyself then it would have to be something real. If I decided to be god then I would cease to exist full stop.

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