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    Microsoft design the Smart Bra

    Well it seems MS took me at my word when, in the thread on Sony's smart wig, I joked about smart boobs.

    I give you the smart bra: BBC News - Microsoft working on a smart bra to measure mood

    I give up...

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    It's bound to go t-it's up...
    Last edited by Gatt; 4th December 2013 at 03:36 PM. Reason: **re-worded a word...**

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatt View Post
    It's bound to go t it's up...
    I found that much funny than I should have done

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    IT Support for them could be rather awkward too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatt View Post
    IT Support for them could be rather awkward too
    I don't know I like to think we can offer the breast support for all IT issues

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatt View Post
    IT Support for them could be rather awkward too
    "If you could just pop in, I need to perform a pat test"

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    Let's hope there's no lack of support.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    "If you could just pop in, I need to perform a pat test"
    Ah I see the problem: it needs a "Nano Induction Phased Polarised Logical Engagement" reset. Now the button is located just insi..**Oowww**

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    Lets just hope the NSA aren't able to get their hands on the contents of, sigh lets try this again. Lets hope the NSA wont use this to get a feel of, sigh once more. Lets hope the NSA wont use this to rub the public up the wrong way....

    No its impossible /quits
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    "Have you tried turning her off and on again?"

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    Look lets all be honest here, Microsoft are failing to grasp what their users really want, they are just putting the feelers out with this one, trying to get a hold of the err rather delicate issues in hand.

    This is just impossible...

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    This could be the decisive moment for Microsoft's fortunes: hit or bust.

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    They are just keeping a-breast of current affairs..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jinnantonnixx View Post
    This could be the decisive moment for Microsoft's fortunes: hit or bust.
    Certainly sounds like uplifting news for MS shareholders.



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