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    Yes .. First Christmas Themed Joke out of the way ..

    So, our ICT Coordinator is doing a project about developing a PowerPoint document for use in Food Tech to help the teacher show how to make Pizzas and stuff.

    When she'd finished explaining the activity, I asked her why she's not making it a festive theme, so she went on a bit about it just being a generic activity, so I explained she could have added the Christmas special pizza on, she asked what I meant, I said the Good King Wenceslas pizza .. paused for effect (and the slightly puzzled face) before revealing "you know, Deep Pan, Crisp and Even" .. ba-dum-tsh!


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    Very good.



    Don't give up your day-job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earthling View Post
    Don't give up your day-job.
    But that is my day job, I just do the IT as a side thing ..

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    good work

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    I don't get it.

    But I'm not a festive person, so that's to be expected :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    I don't get it.

    But I'm not a festive person, so that's to be expected :P
    Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen,
    When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even;
    Brightly shone the moon that night, tho' the frost was cruel,
    When a poor man came in sight, gath'ring winter fuel.
    Good King Wenceslas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


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    Quote Originally Posted by Garacesh View Post
    I don't get it.
    This :-P

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    Quote Originally Posted by soveryapt View Post
    So, our ICT Coordinator is doing a project about developing a PowerPoint document for use in Food Tech to help the teacher show how to make Pizzas and stuff.

    When she'd finished explaining the activity, I asked her why she's not making it a festive theme, so she went on a bit about it just being a generic activity, so I explained she could have added the Christmas special pizza on, she asked what I meant, I said the Good King Wenceslas pizza .. paused for effect (and the slightly puzzled face) before revealing "you know, Deep Pan, Crisp and Even" .. ba-dum-tsh!

    Can we have the neg rep button back please ZeroHour?


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    This is, after all, the season of pizza goodwill towards all.
    Last edited by jinnantonnixx; 2nd December 2013 at 03:19 PM.

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    Should have just said something like:
    How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
    Deep and crisp and even

    Much better

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    Quote Originally Posted by basicchannel View Post
    Should have just said something like:
    How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
    Deep and crisp and even

    Much better
    Yeah, but it's more fun to reel them in a bit first .. lol ..

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    I'd just like to add Gouda Wheel to all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unixman_again View Post
    I'd just like to add Gouda Wheel to all.
    I have a bad case of indigestion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by soveryapt View Post
    .. ba-dum-tsh!
    Link: Welcome to Instant Rimshot [Careful with the volume and other clickable links on this site]

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    Quote Originally Posted by unixman_again View Post
    I'd just like to add Gouda Wheel to all.
    Let's not forget the baby cheeses. Babybells, DairyLees and so on.
    Last edited by jinnantonnixx; 2nd December 2013 at 04:17 PM.

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