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    Next up, Night of the Lepus starring Nyann cat?

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    Jesus! You'd need a cricket bat to kill one of those things as I don't think a typical SWATTER would do it...

    I wouldn't be seen anywhere near them - put it that way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain_Slow View Post
    Jesus! You'd need a cricket bat to kill one of those things as I don't think a typical SWATTER would do it...
    I wouldn't be seen anywhere near them - put it that way!
    It just makes me want a replacement for Trident.

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    Your standard £5 electrical bug zapper will take care of any pests! (which looks like a tennis racket)

    Remember slowly putting it close to a LARGE spider, and watching the electricity spark through into it. All i remember is, the spider did a little YMCA then died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnyknight View Post
    Your standard £5 electrical bug zapper will take care of any pests! (which looks like a tennis racket)

    Remember slowly putting it close to a LARGE spider, and watching the electricity spark through into it. All i remember is, the spider did a little YMCA then died.
    You're a cruel son of a gun but your description was very funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnyknight View Post
    Remember slowly putting it close to a LARGE spider, and watching the electricity spark through into it. All i remember is, the spider did a little YMCA then died.
    What a nasty little insect you are. A spider (at least a UK one) can't even hurt you, but it does kill all manner of disease-carrying flies. You seem to take pleasure in killing things for fun. Very nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    What a nasty little insect you are. A spider (at least a UK one) can't even hurt you, but it does kill all manner of disease-carrying flies. You seem to take pleasure in killing things for fun. Very nice
    Early sign's of a serial killer

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    They have hornets rather like that in Texas where my son lives and frankly they scare the living **** out of me!! Not to mention the Fire Ants, Scorpions and Rattle Snakes!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    You're a cruel son of a gun but your description was very funny.
    I'm not even joking, it threw some of it's legs into the air for a good few seconds, changing direction. After that, it crumbled.

    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    What a nasty little insect you are. A spider (at least a UK one) can't even hurt you, but it does kill all manner of disease-carrying flies. You seem to take pleasure in killing things for fun. Very nice
    They are big, with too many legs, and run fast. ME NO LIKE!

    Quote Originally Posted by E_G_R2 View Post
    Early sign's of a serial killer
    Dexter v2 :P

    Also, if it's any consolation, i did after try seeing how badly it zaps, so i tested it on my right index finger. Fair to say, it could torture the hell out of a human being lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    What a nasty little insect you are. A spider (at least a UK one) can't even hurt you, but it does kill all manner of disease-carrying flies. You seem to take pleasure in killing things for fun. Very nice
    ^ Pretty much what I was going to say.

    Quote Originally Posted by E_G_R2 View Post
    Early sign's of a serial killer
    ^Also, this.

    I/We joke about Sunny "sorting people out"... It's starting to seem more and more likely.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnyknight View Post
    Fair to say, it could torture the hell out of a human being lol


    I swear... One of these days I'm going to see your name in the paper because you've gone on a rampage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    I swear... One of these days I'm going to see your name in the paper because you've gone on a rampage.
    Blame rockstar. lol

    Back to topic:

    Has anyone ever been chased by these?

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    What a nasty little insect you are. A spider (at least a UK one) can't even hurt you, but it does kill all manner of disease-carrying flies. You seem to take pleasure in killing things for fun. Very nice
    Sadly no longer true

    BBC News - False widow spiders: Should we be worried?

    Thanks globalisation!

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    arent those Japanese/chinese hornets as they are MASSIVE

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    Asian yes. Allegedly the perpetrators of 41 deaths in China.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnyknight View Post
    They are big, with too many legs, and run fast. ME NO LIKE!
    Cowardly, stupid and cruel - ME NO LIKE either

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