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    The internet isnt working.......

    Just had a teacher say the internet isnt working, I knew the problem wasnt the internet and it was Google instead.

    Told the teacher to use another search engine and they asked "whats that?"

    Sometimes I do wonder about them.

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    You mean the internet isn't broke? Yeh!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by creese View Post
    You mean the internet isn't broke? Yeh!!!
    The Internet* is working! huzzah!

    *Google

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    I had someone say they "couldn't get on Google" (meaning the Internet) and it transpired that they had somehow set the "This page cannot be displayed" page as their homepage.

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    I sent an email to our SMT about a group of older computers being very slow and need replacing. Reply back from 1 saying that there was a problem with the internet in the area and when that was fixed the computers would be quicker. I sent a brief reply stating that internet speed is not the same as computer speed.

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    Just had a teacher say the internet isnt working, I knew the problem wasnt the internet and it was Google instead.

    Told the teacher to use another search engine and they asked "whats that?"

    Sometimes I do wonder about them.
    Been to 3 classes this morning with this

    best one was......

    "you can't get cebeebies on bing can you???"

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    We were asked by one of our staff if we could put the internet on a floppy disk (a few years ago now) so she could use it at home as she didn't have access.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas View Post
    We were asked by one of our staff if we could put the internet on a floppy disk (a few years ago now) so she could use it at home as she didn't have access.
    That'll get asked now but portable hard drives instead...

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    Took me a week to sort out a teachers no internet. It was causes lots of problems and needed sorting ASAP!!!. I reset the firmware, power cycled it and tested it no end, I was about to smash it into little pieces and buy another when it transpired it only didnt work ... when she was at home.

    :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas View Post
    We were asked by one of our staff if we could put the internet on a floppy disk (a few years ago now) so she could use it at home as she didn't have access.
    You do know that the internet is portable dont you?
    The internet isnt working.......-internet.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas View Post
    We were asked by one of our staff if we could put the internet on a floppy disk (a few years ago now) so she could use it at home as she didn't have access.
    What's the problem?

    The internet isnt working.......-original.jpg

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    We have a google search bar on our intranet. What's the first thing anyone types in?...... google.com

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    I really do wonder how they get on at home!

    Our finance officer recently had a new PC and asked if she had to turn it off at the end of the day.
    "That might be a good idea!" I said
    "Oh OK!" came the reply
    "... only, if I don't turn that or in the morning [pointing to the old PC], i can't see anything on the screen!"

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    You guys are making my day so far! Keep them coming!

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    Just your standard PICNIC error.



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