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    Sorry folks, the balls have been EOL'd by the marketing department, so you'd better get your smutty jokes about my smooth, squishy blue balls out ASAP
    @ICTDirect_Dave - we need a video of this car-park cricket. As a yorkshireman I don't suppose I should support lancastrians in such endeavour, mind! maybe we should get a team together from Smoothwall Leeds to come and play, but I heard rumours some of you lot are actually quite good!

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    Probably best not to mention Lanacashire's cricket team anywhere near to the Essex ground at the moment! #20allout

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    Sports!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom_newton View Post
    Sorry folks, the balls have been EOL'd by the marketing department
    Lame. Do you know if you're moving to a new innuendo based marketing product?

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    Well they did rockets. Then balls.

    Maybe its time for promotional melons?

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    We may be 5000 miles away but we can still close threads from here :-P
    Besides, they could do nuts.

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    Fruit based sports for the win lol. This thread has made my evening... Carry On Geeking
    Last edited by TheScarfedOne; 22nd June 2013 at 10:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom_newton View Post
    Sorry folks, the balls have been EOL'd by the marketing department, so you'd better get your smutty jokes about my smooth, squishy blue balls out ASAP
    @ICTDirect_Dave - we need a video of this car-park cricket. As a yorkshireman I don't suppose I should support lancastrians in such endeavour, mind! maybe we should get a team together from Smoothwall Leeds to come and play, but I heard rumours some of you lot are actually quite good!
    Use an old smoothie as a cricket bat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    Use an old smoothie as a cricket bat?
    Bit on the unwieldy side - perhaps as a wicket?

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    Soft balls hey Tom, can I have a squeeze?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom_newton View Post
    Sorry folks, the balls have been EOL'd by the marketing department, so you'd better get your smutty jokes about my smooth, squishy blue balls out ASAP
    @ICTDirect_Dave - we need a video of this car-park cricket. As a yorkshireman I don't suppose I should support lancastrians in such endeavour, mind! maybe we should get a team together from Smoothwall Leeds to come and play, but I heard rumours some of you lot are actually quite good!
    Tom I feel I should apologise for the abuse you & your balls are receiving here! I should've known what would happen :-)

    I'll try and get footage (weather permitting) this week. We would love for you to bring a team of Yorkies over for a bash though! We should webcast it live on here! We could get DosBox to come and umpire since he's close!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICTDirect_Dave View Post
    Tom I feel I should apologise for the abuse you & your balls are receiving here! I should've known what would happen :-)

    I'll try and get footage (weather permitting) this week. We would love for you to bring a team of Yorkies over for a bash though! We should webcast it live on here! We could get DosBox to come and umpire since he's close!
    I think DB might showcounty bias. You'll need a neutral I'm afraid that I am Yorkshire lass having grown up in Harrogate

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    I could recuse myself from play, being a Derbyshire lad we don't like to get muddled up in all the red/white rose nonsense!
    But even so I've probably got too much company loyalty to be even handed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom_newton View Post
    Bit on the unwieldy side - perhaps as a wicket?
    So long as its not a sticky wicket...

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    One of Tom's blue balls in action this mornng!
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