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General Chat Thread, Deterrent for Cats in the garden in General; I was wondering if anyone could suggest a good deterrent for cats in the garden. My garden has become a ...
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    Deterrent for Cats in the garden

    I was wondering if anyone could suggest a good deterrent for cats in the garden. My garden has become a s*****g ground for the 8 cats in the area and oh, a making love place too. Not somehting i really want to see on a monday when ive just got up.

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    I'm tempted to say embrace the love lol but seriously, these noise generators seem to work although if you have teenagers/young children in the house they might not thank you (also some adults, depends on how sensitive your hearing is). Most people can't hear the tone, I can unfortunately:

    PestBye Battery Operated Cat Repeller - Ultrasonic Cat Scarer: Amazon.co.uk: Garden & Outdoors

    (NOTE: I haven't tried that particular one so can't vouch for it, just an example of what I'm talking about)

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    A dog?

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    A twelve bore?

    Or in my more extreme moments of rage (usually after I have run my lawnmower over a pile of sh1t...again) a Gatling gun controlled by an infra-red camera with image recognition software that can identify cats...and their owners who will never admit that their cat would leave it's mess anywhere but the litter tray!

    ...and breathe...

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    the biggest meanest cat you can find? They can be very territorial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broc View Post
    the biggest meanest cat you can find? They can be very territorial.
    Like this fella you mean?


    Bengal White Tiger Portrait by Josh_Wolf, on Flickr

    (any excuse to force people to look at my photos lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by LosOjos View Post
    Like this fella you mean?


    Bengal White Tiger Portrait by Josh_Wolf, on Flickr

    (any excuse to force people to look at my photos lol)
    Naa, you need one of these..

    Deterrent for Cats in the garden-lion-thenigerianreporter.jpg

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    Just greet them and offer food and drink.

    Don't forget the key ingredient... Posion.

    Oh wait........ that's what i do to visitors....

    Might work for cats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnyknight View Post
    Just greet them and offer food and drink.

    Don't forget the key ingredient... Posion.

    Oh wait........ that's what i do to visitors....

    Might work for cats!
    Why does that not surprise me?

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    Lie in wait with a pressure washer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LosOjos View Post
    Why does that not surprise me?
    It SHOULD surprise you. I'm a very nice, heart warming person. Just enter my home and you'll remember the experience, for the rest of your life... in hell.

    Quote Originally Posted by broc View Post
    Lie in wait with a pressure washer?
    LOL! Put it on the power option, would be funny. OR! OR! Get a fire-truck in your living room / back room and point the hose out the window.

    *Jumps onto window* *f off!* *Release water*

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lol
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    Might be bit over kill, but you never know!


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    Link: Silent Roar | Cat Repellent | Cat Deterrent | Silent Roar Online [Other cat repellent products are available]

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