General Chat Thread, Deterrent for Cats in the garden in General; a former neighbour of mine once told me why he kept a catapult on his window sill.
'The clue's in ...
15th May 2013, 10:17 AM #16
a former neighbour of mine once told me why he kept a catapult on his window sill.
'The clue's in the name Dave' he said. 'A Catapult is for Pulting Cats!'
And true to form he would spend evenings sat at the window with his Black Widow Catapult loaded with all manner of projectiles trying desperately to see off those pesky felines!
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15th May 2013, 10:25 AM #17
I take your cat problem and raise the bar...
I've got a deer problem in my garden, about 100 Roe deer to be precise. Keep finding their way through the smallest gaps in or over the fence and eating the tips out of all my green plants. Bit spooky when you come face to face with one tapping on the glass and looking in your bedroom window at 3am!!!
15th May 2013, 10:26 AM #18
LMAO! (I laughed too much and i got people staring at me like i'm mad!)
Originally Posted by AJWhite1970
I can't say anything else, but LMAO!!!
15th May 2013, 10:40 AM #19
A few years back a friend of mine woke to find a cow doing 'beast' stroke in his swimming pool. they needed a mobile crane to get it out.
15th May 2013, 10:44 AM #20
That truly is a first world problem
Originally Posted by broc
15th May 2013, 10:53 AM #21
I hope this was a joke - giving poison to someone's beloved pet and letting it die in agony is a horrible thing to do. Far better to scare it than to hurt it surely?
Originally Posted by Sunnyknight
As a Cat lover and owner of a cat, I no longer have the issue of cats using my garden as a toilet (when we bought the house it was disgusting) although my OWN cat likes to turd on the lawn...
There are plenty of ways to discourage this - spraying with water is a totally fine and harmless deterrent but you might not always be there. Short of buying motion activated sprinkler systems plenty of garden centres sell cat and dog repellents that won't cause the offending animal to die in agony! Someone joked about Lion Poo but there is in fact a product our local garden centre sells that is impregnated with the scent of Lion dung. Take a trip to a proper garden centre and take your pick from a wide range of repellents.
I had an issue where dogs would poo on my driveway - the problem with this is that dogs smelled the leavings of other dogs and used the area accordingly - the only way to fix this was to eradicate the scent markers which I did with a healthy dose of Jeyes fluid and bleach. Funnily enough I've not had any poo on the driveway since.
Last edited by AMLightfoot; 15th May 2013 at 12:11 PM.
15th May 2013, 10:57 AM #22
I like cats (my own) but have in the past used an IR triggered sprinkler with good effect to keep neighbours cats off the lawn. Quite good fun when the kids forget it is there too!
15th May 2013, 10:58 AM #23
Lion Poo was no joke, seen it used before
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15th May 2013, 11:14 AM #24
Apparently throwing orange peel around the garden works as well.
15th May 2013, 11:53 AM #25
Horse poo works an absolute treat
15th May 2013, 12:13 PM #26
And it's good for the garden too!
Originally Posted by VeryPC_Tom_B
I've heard that Cats hate citrus peel but my cat doesn't seem to be bothered by it at all. That being said, I have some baby Lemon trees struggling to survive in our climate and I can't say that I've ever seen him anywhere near them... He does like to mutilate the garlic we have growing in the veg patch though... He's a smelly little turd!
15th May 2013, 12:14 PM #27
You'd call someones partner a pet?! Now that's horrible. Not even horrible, that's wrong.
Originally Posted by AMLightfoot
As for a joke, of course it was. I would NEVER mean it honestly, honestly i wouldn't. I wouldn't... or would i?
15th May 2013, 12:16 PM #28
You need to refine your trolling powers...
you might look back at a certain @RoF
Now there's a good stirrer!!
15th May 2013, 12:17 PM #29
Said the pot to the kettle
Originally Posted by witch
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15th May 2013, 12:19 PM #30
I know someone who advocates pepper or chilli powder as their solution but that seems a little harsh/cruel [this from someone who is not a particular fan of cats]
Also I think that its effectiveness would be lost after rain?
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