+ Post New Thread
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 34
General Chat Thread, What is... in General; ...the most random thing you've ever said? Mine - Noodles without soup is noodles with noodles but with soup and ...
  1. #1
    Sunnyknight's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    Above the clouds and under the core of the earth
    Posts
    1,438
    Thank Post
    118
    Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts
    Rep Power
    69

    What is...

    ...the most random thing you've ever said?

    Mine - Noodles without soup is noodles with noodles but with soup and noodles with no soup is soup with soup but no noodles is noodles with noodles and soup. Get it? (Try saying that out loud :P)

  2. #2

    Domino's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Bromley
    Posts
    4,126
    Thank Post
    215
    Thanked 1,255 Times in 786 Posts
    Blog Entries
    4
    Rep Power
    505
    Meth - not even once.

  3. #3

    X-13's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    /dev/null
    Posts
    9,056
    Thank Post
    591
    Thanked 1,945 Times in 1,345 Posts
    Blog Entries
    19
    Rep Power
    813
    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnyknight View Post
    ...the most random thing you've ever said?
    Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

  4. #4
    gmj
    gmj is offline

    gmj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    283
    Thank Post
    91
    Thanked 48 Times in 21 Posts
    Rep Power
    156
    A recent one that springs to mind:

    "Ok, I shall not call your new wife north-west"

  5. #5
    Sunnyknight's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    Above the clouds and under the core of the earth
    Posts
    1,438
    Thank Post
    118
    Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts
    Rep Power
    69
    Quote Originally Posted by X-13 View Post
    Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
    What...... the...... fudgesickles.

  6. #6

    X-13's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    /dev/null
    Posts
    9,056
    Thank Post
    591
    Thanked 1,945 Times in 1,345 Posts
    Blog Entries
    19
    Rep Power
    813
    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnyknight View Post
    What...... the...... fudgesickles.
    Exactly.

    However, as we all know, the Narwhal bacons at midnight. So that has to be taken into account.

  7. #7
    jamesreedersmith's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Ruskington
    Posts
    1,153
    Thank Post
    78
    Thanked 253 Times in 227 Posts
    Rep Power
    76
    What a disastrophy! (actually my niece came up with this one but i love it!)

  8. Thanks to jamesreedersmith from:

    TheScarfedOne (8th May 2013)

  9. #8

    DaveP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Can't talk now: The mother-ship is calling!
    Posts
    8,795
    Thank Post
    351
    Thanked 1,274 Times in 870 Posts
    Blog Entries
    4
    Rep Power
    1126
    Not said by me but to me [as a random interruption by a stranger intruding on a private conversation with friends]

    It's not like that in Derby!
    Then he walked off.

  10. #9
    Sunnyknight's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    Above the clouds and under the core of the earth
    Posts
    1,438
    Thank Post
    118
    Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts
    Rep Power
    69
    Quote Originally Posted by DaveP View Post
    Not said by me but to me [as a random interruption by a stranger intruding on a private conversation with friends]



    Then he walked off.
    Lmao! I think i'd literally burst into laughter if that happened to me!

  11. #10

    Miscbrah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    885
    Thank Post
    244
    Thanked 251 Times in 151 Posts
    Rep Power
    114
    On viewing a used car, prior to purchase:

    Me: Has it ever been farted in?
    Vendor: Not aggressively no.

    (I put another one here but that's actually REALLY funny/NSFW so it's gone.)
    Last edited by Miscbrah; 8th May 2013 at 10:37 AM.

  12. Thanks to Miscbrah from:

    Greenbeast (8th May 2013)

  13. #11
    Sunnyknight's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    Above the clouds and under the core of the earth
    Posts
    1,438
    Thank Post
    118
    Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts
    Rep Power
    69
    Quote Originally Posted by Miscbrah View Post
    On viewing a used car, prior to purchase:

    Me: Has it ever been farted in?
    Vendor: Not aggressively no.

    (I put another one here but that's actually REALLY funny/NSFW so it's gone.)
    Why would you even...... i don't under..... how can you possibly..... LOL WHAT THE HELL!?

  14. #12

    Miscbrah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    885
    Thank Post
    244
    Thanked 251 Times in 151 Posts
    Rep Power
    114
    I just don't know. At all. And this was the better of three things I just posted up there.

    EDIT - and a more intelligent thing to ask would have been "is the head gasket knackered?" as I did infact buy it.
    Last edited by Miscbrah; 8th May 2013 at 10:56 AM.

  15. #13
    CAM
    CAM is offline

    CAM's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Burgh Heath, Surrey
    Posts
    4,081
    Thank Post
    812
    Thanked 353 Times in 277 Posts
    Blog Entries
    60
    Rep Power
    280
    The quantity of senseless, utter rubbish spoken by a person is directly proportional to their proximity to a cat.

    I own a cat.

  16. 2 Thanks to CAM:

    Rawns (8th May 2013), TheScarfedOne (8th May 2013)

  17. #14

    X-13's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    /dev/null
    Posts
    9,056
    Thank Post
    591
    Thanked 1,945 Times in 1,345 Posts
    Blog Entries
    19
    Rep Power
    813
    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    The quantity of senseless, utter rubbish spoken by a person is directly proportional to their proximity to a cat.

    I own a cat.
    By that logic, I AM a cat.

  18. 3 Thanks to X-13:

    CAM (8th May 2013), Greenbeast (8th May 2013), Netman (8th May 2013)

  19. #15
    Grey-gear's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Derby
    Posts
    453
    Thank Post
    32
    Thanked 60 Times in 46 Posts
    Rep Power
    24
    Mine is :- Just like a fisher price oven

    There are others though.

SHARE:
+ Post New Thread
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. What is UPAPP??
    By ianniow in forum Windows
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 21st March 2006, 03:52 PM
  2. What is your school policy for pupils who access porn?
    By woody in forum School ICT Policies
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 8th November 2005, 10:47 PM
  3. Replies: 4
    Last Post: 7th October 2005, 10:55 AM
  4. What is....
    By kingswood in forum School ICT Policies
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 17th July 2005, 04:45 PM
  5. Software What Is In Your Kit
    By russdev in forum General Chat
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 6th July 2005, 09:25 AM

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •