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Our school have just purchased a new Sublimation printer to replace our current (8 year old) one, now ...
13th March 2013, 02:09 PM #1
Silly Quotes Needed
Our school have just purchased a new Sublimation printer to replace our current (8 year old) one, now I need to do some practicing, so I have decided to make my techies some mugs, but I am having a real lack of inpsiration for some funny quotes to put on them, something that isn't the usual "There is no place lik 127.0.0.1" or "You Don't have to be crazy to work here....."
Thought I would pic the collective EduHive-Mind and see what comes back for them.
I will upload pictures of the winning articles next Friday (22/03/2013) of the 3 winners :-)
All the best
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13th March 2013, 02:12 PM #2
"The wages of sin is death but the hours are good"
"JESUS SAVES! - but Ronaldinho scores off the rebound"
13th March 2013, 02:13 PM #3
"Switch it off and switch it back on is the future"
13th March 2013, 02:14 PM #4
"Some days you are the pigeon, other days you are the statue"
Bit long perhaps.....
13th March 2013, 02:16 PM #5
Anything Douglas Adams gets my vote
* In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
* I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
* A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
* Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
And so very many more. Though you may struggle to fit some on a mug.
Thanks to sonofsanta from:
VeryPC_Tom_M (13th March 2013)
13th March 2013, 02:20 PM #6
"Problem exists between chair and keyboard"
13th March 2013, 02:20 PM #7
How about :
"You want it when???"
"And thats my problem because?"
13th March 2013, 02:21 PM #8
I love hard work. I can sit and watch it all day.
13th March 2013, 02:21 PM #9
The Chair Keyboard Interface
Originally Posted by mrbios
13th March 2013, 02:22 PM #10
"nil carborundum illegitimi"
Latin is always good. This is Flethcer's "Don't let the b*****ds grind you down.
13th March 2013, 02:23 PM #11
SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0.
13th March 2013, 02:26 PM #12
13th March 2013, 02:29 PM #13
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
13th March 2013, 02:30 PM #14
Have you ever looked at someone and seen the wheel is turning but the Hamster is dead?
Im not anti-social, Im just not user-friendly.
Come to the darkside- we have cookies!
13th March 2013, 02:35 PM #15
Looks like things just got too spicy for the pepper
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