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    Silly Quotes Needed

    Hello All,

    Our school have just purchased a new Sublimation printer to replace our current (8 year old) one, now I need to do some practicing, so I have decided to make my techies some mugs, but I am having a real lack of inpsiration for some funny quotes to put on them, something that isn't the usual "There is no place lik 127.0.0.1" or "You Don't have to be crazy to work here....."

    Thought I would pic the collective EduHive-Mind and see what comes back for them.

    I will upload pictures of the winning articles next Friday (22/03/2013) of the 3 winners :-)

    All the best

    BKGarry

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