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    Keep calm and press CTRL ALT DEL

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    Another insanely geeky one (which I want to make a t-shirt out of...) is to have your techie's dates of birth in binary on their mug (I have no knowledge of the printer you're talking of, apologies if it's more of a batch job than one off thing!)

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    @LosOjos
    it is more of a one off thing, using a special Sublimation Ink, which you print onto specialist paper which you can then heat press onto a number of things, I have Mousemats, Tee's, Coasters and Mugs in stock at the moment, but there is much much more

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    New Scale OSI 2013: Layer Windows "8"

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    I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
    If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
    Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
    Worst. Mug. Ever.
    If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
    These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
    Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF.
    Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
    A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
    Better to be a geek than an idiot.

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    Die my dear Doctor? That is the last thing I shall do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by meadowgirl View Post
    I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user-friendly.
    This one has to have my vote. Definitely. Even if I did have to add apostrophes.

    For Mugs.. Maybe something like "Layer 8 Recovery Procedure" if your techies are privy to a good cuppa.

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    From someones footer on here i think...

    "Make it idiot proof and they'll make a better idiot!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesreedersmith View Post
    From someones footer on here i think...

    "Make it idiot proof and they'll make a better idiot!"
    MINE!!
    How about:
    Coffee.exe missing. Insert cup and press any key
    According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist
    All computers wait at the same speed
    A user-friendly computer first requires a friendly user
    Backup not found (A)Abort (R)Retry (P)Panic
    If a train station is where a train stops, what is a work station?
    It works! Now, if I could only remember what I did...
    Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
    I came, I saw, I deleted
    What boots up must come down

    and my favourite when I have a bad day:

    You are making progress if every mistake is a new one

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    My favorite Babbage quote:
    On two occasions I have been asked,—"Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

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    Does not play nicely with others.
    Others lose.

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    Do an IT crowd and print their "mug shots" on the bottom of the mugs? http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr...v3myo1_500.png



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