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General Chat Thread, End of the world... in General; Originally Posted by synaesthesia "Satan, I don't care who you are or what your line manager will say. Just turn ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by synaesthesia View Post
    "Satan, I don't care who you are or what your line manager will say. Just turn the bloody thing off then on again."
    "You're bound to have SOME trouble with the servers... The ambient temperature is just too high. Now if we had air-con....."

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    Oh no I have been off since Wednesday and have now used all my holidays up till the end of March because I thought the world was ending today.

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    Now that it is well past 11:11 on 21st December 2012 isn't the current Edugeek banner a little bit out of date?



    Just saying...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aerospacemango View Post
    "You're bound to have SOME trouble with the servers... The ambient temperature is just too high. Now if we had air-con....."
    Steve Jobs sorry Satan strikes a deal with God.

    "God, send me the lawyers you've got up there accidentally in exchange for hosting all of our servers and running some fibre down here..."

    "Not a problem. In fact, very easy - as it happens, Google Fibre is now available here..."

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    Well, looks like I'm going to have to go out and buy Christmas presents tomorrow then. Bet the shops will be heaving with Mayans!

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    I tell you what will happens, the end of the human race and our much loved Internet are overdue to come, and so is Yellowstone park, the caldera, that should have exploded 40,000 year ago and that, according to Science, does explode every 600,000
    So, next explosion is well overdue, when it happens the fumes will convert people in zombies, the material ignited will crash like meteors in other cities, earthquakes, tsunamis and all the goodies will come for breakfast and will not leave till lunch time. In addition, the implosion of the caldera would be with such a force that it may as well flip the planet poles. It is not a curse or anything like that, just a fact of our wonderful planet

    But nothing to worry about fellows, humans are tough and nerds are fit for survival.
    There always will be a taxman next door in the future

    And for those wondering about 11:11, it means the door to other portal. It is the chosen magic time when a message from other words is able to get to this realm and manifest. You could describe 11:11 as the IP address of our universe! Ping to it and you’ll see ;-) lol
    Last edited by maestromasada; 21st December 2012 at 09:42 PM. Reason: Grammar corrections

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