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    One of our kids just got me.."don't worry Sir, the world won't end. The date on my yoghurt says 2013, and they wouldn't put that on if there wasn't going to be one..".

    Yep, serious face and all. Bless 'em, it says it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJonas View Post
    1147 Centigrade is 2096.6 Fahrenheit
    #dailymailfail
    Pendant.

    End of the world...-220px-spanish_jewellery-gold_and_emerald_pendant_at_vam-01.jpg

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    Oh! The Christmas concert has just started in the hall - I now wish the world had ended

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    Did I miss it?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJonas View Post
    1147 Centigrade is 2096.6 Fahrenheit
    #dailymailfail
    End of the world...-hashtag.png
    *twitches*

    EDIT: I just had a text from my younger brother (who broke up for the holidays yesterday) which says:

    'Does this mean Mum will tell me off for eating all the chocolates in my advent calendar? They said the world was going to end today so I thought I'd eat the rest and not let them go to waste."

    I want to smirk and laugh at the same time. HELP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawns View Post
    Did I miss it?!
    No if you're quick they're still murdering Jingle Bells, No doub't someone will be doing that Snowman song soon

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    Here's an idea, what if the world really ended and the afterlife isn't what its all cracked up to be!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHR1S View Post
    Here's an idea, what if the world really ended and the afterlife isn't what its all cracked up to be!
    My afterlife of beer, babes, BBQ's and beaches WILL be all it's cracked up to be!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHR1S View Post
    Here's an idea, what if the world really ended and the afterlife isn't what its all cracked up to be!
    As long as Gene Hunt was there I wouldn't give a rats bottom.

    "And Ray, if you come in 'ere again dressed like a Maths teacher; I will paint your balls the colour of hazelnuts and inform a bag of squirrels that winter's coming!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmcd35 View Post
    Oh! The Christmas concert has just started in the hall - I now wish the world had ended
    Posted by someone on here a couple of years ago...

    Jingle_Hell.mp3

    Recommend you listen to it all, when the brass comes in you will love it
    Last edited by PICNIC; 21st December 2012 at 03:29 PM.

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    These scientists have a lot to answer for. Been putting off putting up the new projector in the Drama Studio as it's a pig of a job and the world was ending today anyway. Now I've had to spend the past three hours up a ladder running cables instead of basking in the afterlife....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJWhite1970 View Post
    These scientists have a lot to answer for. Been putting off putting up the new projector in the Drama Studio as it's a pig of a job and the world was ending today anyway. Now I've had to spend the past three hours up a ladder running cables instead of basking in the afterlife....
    I believe it's the Mayans you should vent your anger at!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHR1S View Post
    Here's an idea, what if the world really ended and the afterlife isn't what its all cracked up to be!
    What if this IS the afterlife?!

    It would certainly explain whey I'm not a billionaire living the high life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawns View Post
    What if this IS the afterlife?!
    Do they REALLY need tech support in the afterlife?

    I would have thought that Jobs would have made sure "it just works" since he's been up here.....unless.....

    Oh no.....

    That means.....

    I've gone TO HELL!!!!

    That explains why I'm STILL sat at a desk....even in the afterlife!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aerospacemango View Post
    Do they REALLY need tech support in the afterlife?
    "Satan, I don't care who you are or what your line manager will say. Just turn the bloody thing off then on again."

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