News From Mars: Curiosity Has Discovered Something: NASA Won't Say What

[DaveJ2717uk]

Shergar

[JJonas]

Nazi Bomber found on Mars?

[InterwebsGuy]

A Mars bar?

[sted]

A Mars bar?

wouldnt you need space rangers for a bar on mars?

[synaesthesia]

A prostitute with 3 breasts?

[Oaktech]

I bet it was gold, i can see it now on discovery "Gold rush Mars"

[redneck] A'Right then... whatwegonnadois, get ourselves's a big rocket... Yeehhaaa![/redneck]

[sparkeh]

Marvin the Paranoid Android?

[CESIL]

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

...but they still come!

You beat me to it so I will just add that little extra...

[Earthling]

...but they still come!

You beat me to it so I will just add that little extra...

Sorry to be pedantic, but it's, 'But still they come'.

[jinnantonnixx]

To boldly split infinitives where no infinitives have been split before!

Back on topic, it can only mean one thing. I'm not one to sensationalise, but this must mean that they've found life and we're about to be colonised.

[Meldrew]

Sorry to be pedantic, but it's, 'But still they come'.

Thought it was 'But still they came' but I may be mistaken.

[JohnCondon]

If its alien life of the probe-centric variety does that mean we are about to be Colon-ised?

[LosOjos]

and we're about to be colonised.

I was with you right up until that point

Seriously though, if they've found water or bacteria or some other evidence of life, it'll be astronomical news! [sorry... ]

[sparkeh]

To boldly split infinitives where no infinitives have been split before!

Back on topic, it can only mean one thing. I'm not one to sensationalise, but this must mean that they've found life and we're about to be colonised.

"I, for one, welcome our new Marsian overlords”

[jinnantonnixx]

Well, let's hope their invading craft have let their antivirus subscription lapse, a-la Independence Day. Keep extra cables handy, just in case they don't use ethernet. (Token Ring, knowing those awkward Martians).