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    A little gem from my lovely wife ...

    Wifey: "Can I borrow your UHT lead to charge my phone?"
    Me: "My UHT?"
    Wifey: "Yeah, you know, the UHT lead that plugs into your computer!"
    Me: "You mean USB lead?"
    Wifey: "Yeah, that's the one."
    Me: *facepalm*

    It's a good job I love her! lol ..

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    Now, who thought "Ultra High Tension" and who thought "Milk"

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    Milky milky

    Ben

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    Got a text from my wife last week - "The wifi in this hotel is not encrypted, what should I do to be extra careful?" GOOD WIFE. Well taught

    Also: Milky milky for me too

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    That's nothing! My dear mother was talking about the new H20 train line the Government are 'planning', when in fact she meant HS2. Bless

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    anything my mum is likely to get wrong she always calls it a 'dongly' Im not sure if she means dongle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    Now, who thought "Ultra High Tension" and who thought "Milk"
    My first thought was 'Don't lose mine, find your own and it's your turn to cook dinner tonight.'

    Then I thought 'Milk'.

    Then I realised (probably) why Mrs. Earthling and I are separated.

    But at least I've still got my USB lead.

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    Yup, milk here, too.
    The amount of confused looks I get from (hopefully, one day) Mrs. Garacesh when I try to explain things.. I give up trying. Bless her, she tries to get interested, but PC's just bore her unless she's playing TF2 or Minecraft, or watching a movie xD

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    My mom says KFC Kentucky as Ken Tucky. Has me in histerics all the time!

    Argh theres another one she does which i joke is Ken Tucky's friend, cant remember it!

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    A friend of my mother-in-law once proudly announced the builders who were taking down a wall in their house were going to install a JCB to hold the ceiling up ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    That's nothing! My dear mother was talking about the new H20 train line the Government are 'planning', when in fact she meant HS2. Bless
    It's all water under the bridge.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little-Miss View Post
    My mom says KFC Kentucky as Ken Tucky. Has me in histerics all the time!

    Argh theres another one she does which i joke is Ken Tucky's friend, cant remember it!
    Mac Donald???

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    My wife called down the isle in Homebase to ask me if we needed any spermicide for the plants. She meant pesticide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danp View Post
    My wife called down the isle in Homebase to ask me if we needed any spermicide for the plants. She meant pesticide.
    Well I hope she did, otherwise I hate to think what you do to your plants! lol ..

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    Arnica is known as arsenic in our home ever since my son got in a muddle when he was small.

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