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			<title><![CDATA[[Website] Wikipedia's List of Lists of Lists]]></title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/jokes-interweb-things/90261-wikipedias-list-lists-lists.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:59:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Need a list? :D 
 
*en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists)* 
 
 
Image:...</description>
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<b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists" target="_blank">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists</a></b><br />
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			<dc:creator>Arthur</dc:creator>
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			<title>Set Gmail as the default e-mail client in Google Chrome</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/links/90260-set-gmail-default-e-mail-client-google-chrome.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:05:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>This tip should also work for other webmail providers if you know the correct URL to use. 
 
*Source*:...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->This tip should also work for other webmail providers if you know the correct URL to use.<br />
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<b>Source</b>: <a href="http://updates.html5rocks.com/2012/02/Getting-Gmail-to-handle-all-mailto-links-with-registerProtocolHandler" target="_blank">updates.html5rocks.com/2012/02/Getting-Gmail-to-handle-all-mailto-links-with-registerProtocolHandler</a> (<a href="http://osxdaily.com/2012/02/09/gmail-default-email-client-for-chrome-firefox-safari/" target="_blank">Via</a>)<br />
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<ol class="decimal"><li style="">Launch a new browser window and open up Gmail.</li><li style="">Open the Javascript console by pressing <b>Ctrl-Shift-J</b> on Windows or <b>Command+Option+J</b> on Mac OS X and then paste in the following:<br />
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	<hr /><code class="bbcode_code">navigator.registerProtocolHandler(&quot;mailto&quot;,&quot;https://mail.google.com/mail/?extsrc=mailto&amp;url=%s&quot;,&quot;Gmail&quot;);</code><hr />
</div></li><li style="">Accept the confirmation at the top of the browser window and <a href="mailto:edugeek@example.net?subject=I set Gmail as my default e-mail client" target="_blank">try out a mailto link</a>. If you should ever need to remove this setting, you can do so via <a href="chrome://settings/handlers" target="_blank">chrome://settings/handlers</a>.<br />
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			<dc:creator>Arthur</dc:creator>
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			<title>Set default printer</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/scripts/90259-set-default-printer.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:47:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I have a windows 2003 R2 SP2 server and our network has a mix of xp and windows 7.  I am trying to use a script to set the default printer on...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->I have a windows 2003 R2 SP2 server and our network has a mix of xp and windows 7.  I am trying to use a script to set the default printer on computers based on the OU the computers are in.  I have tried applying it as a startup script and as a login script - with no success.  I can log into a computer and manually run the script, so I know it isn't an error in the script.  Can anyone help me with what I am missing?  <br />
<br />
I have also tried it with a copier named CopierC... in case it had something to do with the hyphens or the long name.<br />
<br />
I have used different variations of the script, but this is the current one:<br />
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' Set default printer<br />
Option Explicit<br />
Dim objPrinter<br />
Set objPrinter = CreateObject(&quot;WScript.Network&quot;)<br />
objPrinter.SetDefaultPrinter &quot;\\library-server\HPLJ-P2035n-C103&quot;<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<dc:creator>sgagne</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[[Bug/Error] Email Notifications]]></title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/edugeek-net-site-problems/90258-email-notifications.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:40:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm fairly sure its not my end as all other emails coming through to exchange are normal but emails notifications are coming at random times today....]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->I'm fairly sure its not my end as all other emails coming through to exchange are normal but emails notifications are coming at random times today. Like I've just received one which was sent at 10am this morning - has been like it for a couple of days though. <br />
<br />
Anybody else noticed this?<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<dc:creator>glennda</dc:creator>
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			<title>IT Coordinator position at Edinburgh University Students Association</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/educational-jobs/90256-coordinator-position-edinburgh-university-students-association.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:10:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>EUSA is a registered charity and one of the largest Students’ Associations in the UK, with a turnover of £9.5 million. EUSA provides high quality...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->EUSA is a registered charity and one of the largest Students’ Associations in the UK, with a turnover of £9.5 million. EUSA provides high quality representation and outstanding commercial services for students. We are looking for an exceptional individual who is an enthusiastic, confident and experienced professional to join our IT team. <br />
<br />
IT Coordinator<br />
Salary c. £22,500 per annum<br />
<br />
You will play a key role within EUSA, providing high quality, fit for purpose IT support and consultancy to its staff and elected representatives. You will have experience handling a wide range of IT issues from desktop and server support to developing applications for the Windows environment. EUSA is a large organisation with a diverse workforce and the successful candidate will have the ability to work with people at all levels to help support IT requirements within the organisation.<br />
<br />
Application is by application form only.  The deadline for applications is Tuesday 21st February 2012 at 5pm.  We anticipate that interviews will be held on Wednesday 29th February 2012.<br />
<br />
For more information and an application form, please visit our website: <a href="http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/jobs/" target="_blank">Jobs</a><!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<dc:creator>EUSAHR</dc:creator>
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			<title>Data cabinet tips?  Show your cabinets.</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/networks/90255-data-cabinet-tips-show-your-cabinets.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:55:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Hi, 
 
One of our cabinets was just thrown together before i got here as they took over the network from the council so its not the best looking job...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Hi,<br />
<br />
One of our cabinets was just thrown together before i got here as they took over the network from the council so its not the best looking job but they just didnt have time to sort it.<br />
<br />
Now its half term i would like to rip it all out and start again but have never done it before so im looking for some tips on how to keep it all tidy.  Its only a small cabnet with two panels and one switch but if it goes well i may tackle the others.<br />
<br />
If you fancy showing your cabinets then feel free.  Messy and tidy.<br />
<br />
Thanks.<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<category domain="http://www.edugeek.net/forums/networks/">Networks</category>
			<dc:creator>dany2010</dc:creator>
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			<title>Minicraft - Browser based sequel to Minecraft</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/gaming/90254-minicraft-browser-based-sequel-minecraft.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:47:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I've just read this article on the BBC: BBC News - Minecraft creator designs Minicraft 'sequel' in 48 hours...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->I've just read this article on the BBC: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16250216" target="_blank">BBC News - Minecraft creator designs Minicraft 'sequel' in 48 hours</a><br />
<br />
You can play it here, although I'm not too sure what to do yet!: <a href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/ld48/ld22/index.html" target="_blank">https://s3.amazonaws.com/ld48/ld22/index.html</a><!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<category domain="http://www.edugeek.net/forums/gaming/">Gaming</category>
			<dc:creator>Dos_Box</dc:creator>
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			<title>Tikka Masala - Curry house style...</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/general-chat/90253-tikka-masala-curry-house-style.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:55:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I love cooking, but can never seem to make a chicken tikka masala as well as you get them from a curry house. So has anyone managed to find a recipe...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->I love cooking, but can never seem to make a chicken tikka masala as well as you get them from a curry house. So has anyone managed to find a recipe that is from a curry house, or just as good as a curry house curry?<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<category domain="http://www.edugeek.net/forums/general-chat/">General Chat</category>
			<dc:creator>Rawns</dc:creator>
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			<title>Mapped Network Drive with a difference</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/windows-7/90252-mapped-network-drive-difference.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:53:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Hi Guys, 
 
I've got to create a shared drive (I map them through Group Policy...Windows 2008r2) for students to drop their work into which also...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Hi Guys,<br />
<br />
I've got to create a shared drive (I map them through Group Policy...Windows 2008r2) for students to drop their work into which also allows staff to access and mark <br />
their work.<br />
<br />
The students need access to save but not view any other users work. Is it possible?,  if not how do you guys do it?<br />
<br />
Cheers<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<category domain="http://www.edugeek.net/forums/windows-7/">Windows 7</category>
			<dc:creator>RM_NO_MORE</dc:creator>
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			<title>IT Media Technician, Roedean School, Brighton, BN2 5RQ 16.9k-18.9k fulltime,fullyear</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/educational-jobs/90251-media-technician-roedean-school-brighton-bn2-5rq-16-9k-18-9k-fulltime-fullyear.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:37:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Existing Media tech promoted to Snr IT Tech leaving post vacant: 
 
 
ROEDEAN Independent boarding & day school for girls aged 11 - 18, GSA  
 
 
IT...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Existing Media tech promoted to Snr IT Tech leaving post vacant:<br />
<br />
<br />
ROEDEAN Independent boarding &amp; day school for girls aged 11 - 18, GSA <br />
<br />
<br />
IT MEDIA TECHNICIAN<br />
(37 hours per week, full year)<br />
<br />
A person with significant technical abilities is required as soon as possible to:<br />
<br />
&#61616;	Manage photocopying and IT based reproduction services across the school including audio visual digitisation.<br />
&#61616;	Manage physical media and consumables stock control.<br />
&#61616;	Support the IT team in maintaining audio visual equipment and services.<br />
&#61616;	Support the IT team in the basic software and hardware configuration of desktop and portable computers.<br />
<br />
Salary based on NJC 16 – 20 (£16,902 - £18,971).<br />
<br />
Roedean is committed to safeguarding and promoting the welfare of children and young people and expects all staff and volunteers to share this commitment. An enhanced CRB check is required for all successful applicants.<br />
<br />
Email your CV to <a href="mailto:vacancies@Roedean.co.uk">vacancies@Roedean.co.uk</a> if you would like to be considered.<br />
<br />
Closing date for applications: Friday 24 February 2012.<br />
Interviews: Thursday 1st March 2012<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.roedean.co.uk" target="_blank">Roedean Independent School, Sussex,UK</a>						      Registered Charity No. 307063<br />
<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.roedean.co.uk/view-current-vacancies/" target="_blank">View current vacancies</a><!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<dc:creator>A_LEE</dc:creator>
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			<title>Xerox ColourQube 8570 Solid Ink Issue</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:35:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Hi all 
 
I will try to keep this post simple and to the point... 
 
Purchased and took delivery of a brand new Xerox ColourQube 8570 (solid ink)...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Hi all<br />
<br />
I will try to keep this post simple and to the point...<br />
<br />
Purchased and took delivery of a brand new Xerox ColourQube 8570 (solid ink) printer on 2nd February<br />
<br />
Installed &amp; Configured for network printing (Admin use) on 3rd February<br />
<br />
Purchased additional set of genuine Xerox consumables from regular supplier at £90 each on 6th February<br />
<br />
Decided to top up the printer yesterday and found that the additional ink sticks don't fit... printer displays &quot;remove incorrect ink in slot...&quot; error.<br />
<br />
Contacted supplier of consumables thinking they had sent incorrect stock but no, those are the correct items.<br />
Checked Xerox UK website and found this to be true. The stock which was supplied with the printer has a different part number...<br />
<br />
Contacted printer supplier who at first, was unwilling to help but after referring them to Sales of Goods Act have now arranged for Xerox engineer to call.<br />
<br />
Contacted Xerox myself where I was informed there are two types of this machine, one is for leasing use only and the other for standard sale. <br />
<br />
At this time, we are speculating the printer we have purchased is from a batch intended for lease BUT if this is true, the printer should have PPC in the serial number and also firmware installed for the purposes of leasing...<br />
<br />
I understand that occasionally, things go wrong and I don't need to tell you about the inconvenience or time spent trying to sort it out because you have all had to sort out something like this but what I am most annoyed about is the sudden show of defences and unwillingness to help from the printer supplier. I was told repeatedly that I must be fitting the ink sticks incorrectly and eventually had to take photographs to prove my case.<br />
<br />
So, watch this space for updates next week after Xerox engineer has been out.<br />
<br />
Oh, and the printer was purchased for a very senior member of staff, need I say more?<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<dc:creator>Great_Scott</dc:creator>
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			<title>Clickview 24/7 Video</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/av-multimedia-related/90249-clickview-24-7-video.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:09:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Hi Guys, 
 
Due to a power cut which corrupted my 24/7 recording I’ve not been able to get a video I need, would anyone be so kind to add *Super...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Hi Guys,<br />
<br />
Due to a power cut which corrupted my 24/7 recording I’ve not been able to get a video I need, would anyone be so kind to add <b>Super Smart Animals - Episode 1 on BBC One, 8:00PM Wed, 8 Feb 2012 </b> to the exchange?<br />
<br />
Many Thanks in advance!<br />
<br />
Dan<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<category domain="http://www.edugeek.net/forums/av-multimedia-related/">AV and Multimedia Related</category>
			<dc:creator>DeltaBravo</dc:creator>
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			<title>Carbon Copy Cloner now has extra Lion features</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/mac/90248-carbon-copy-cloner-now-has-extra-lion-features.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:39:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The new version is out and has these (amongst other) new features to backup and help with Lion installations: 
 
 
---Quote--- 
[TR] 
[TD] 
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->The new version is out and has these (amongst other) new features to backup and help with Lion installations:<br />
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<TD class="cms_table_td">New  feature: CCC now provides support for archiving and cloning the Lion  Recovery HD partition. Choose &quot;Disk Center&quot; from CCC's Window menu to  find this functionality.</TD>
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<TD class="cms_table_td">New feature: Scheduled tasks can now be configured to wake or boot the system when the task is scheduled to run.</TD>
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<TD class="cms_table_td">New  feature: For users with a Lion Installer application in /Applications,  CCC's Source menu now includes a handy &quot;Create a Lion Installer...&quot;  choice that will clone the Lion Installation disk image onto a physical  volume.</TD>
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</div>If you have a Mac and don't yet have CCC you can get it from here: <a href="http://www.bombich.com/index.html" target="_blank">Carbon Copy Cloner - Home</a><!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<category domain="http://www.edugeek.net/forums/mac/">Mac</category>
			<dc:creator>Dos_Box</dc:creator>
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			<title>SIMS .net Examination Module hangs on submission</title>
			<link>http://www.edugeek.net/forums/mis-systems/90247-sims-net-examination-module-hangs-submission.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:31:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>We are having some trouble submitting results for OCR. When clicking Submit within SIMS .net, SIMS freezes. It was working fine but has started all...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->We are having some trouble submitting results for OCR. When clicking Submit within SIMS .net, SIMS freezes. It was working fine but has started all of a sudden.<br />
<br />
I have checked the Inbox, Outbox, and holding folder paths in A2C and they are correct. The connection tests pass.<br />
<br />
The attached screen is the one which says Not Responding and just hangs there.<br />
<br />
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SIMS .net is version 7.142.<br />
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I would be grateful for any guidance please or suggestions.<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>


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			<description><![CDATA[Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods meet in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Wonder says, "Not so bad. How's the...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods meet in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says, &quot;How's the singing career going?&quot; Wonder says, &quot;Not so bad. How's the golf?&quot;<br />
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Woods replies, &quot;Not too bad. I've had some problems with my swing but I think I've got that going right now.&quot;<br />
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Stevie says, &quot;I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then the next time I play it seems to be alright.&quot; Tiger says, &quot;You play golf?&quot;<br />
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Stevie says, &quot;Yes. I've been playing for years.&quot; Tiger says, &quot;But you're blind. How can you play golf if you can't see?&quot;<br />
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Stevie says, &quot;I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.&quot;<br />
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&quot;But how do you putt?&quot; asks Tiger.<br />
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&quot;Well, I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball towards his voice&quot;, says Stevie.<br />
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Tiger asks, &quot;What is your handicap?&quot; Stevie says, &quot;I'm a scratch golfer.&quot;<br />
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Tiger, incredulous, says to Stevie, &quot;We've got to play a round sometime.&quot; Stevie says, &quot;Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole.&quot;<br />
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Tiger thinks about it and says, &quot;OK, I'm game for that. When would you like to play?&quot;<br />
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And Stevie says, &quot;Pick a night.&quot;<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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