And so, our story begins...

It seems the project will have to be on hold for a bit while I sort out documentation.

Everything I have references software that doesn't work. [and things like chkconfig... which I can't use.]

I'm going to find alternatives and start again from scratch.

This time using Ubuntu 11.10 [Server]. If it works... Which it didn't an hour ago.

Hopefully, it will have all the necessary software installed.