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  1. Snowfall closes Britain

    by , 3rd February 2009 at 08:58 AM
    Reportedly the coldest weather to hit the Great British Isles in donkey’s years, the country was brought to a stand-still due to adverse conditions. The cold weather front was sent from Russia with love, presumably because they felt sorry for us with the continuing economic crisis we’re facing, and wanted to give us something else to whinge about.

    What I’m talking about readers, is snow. A fellow associate describes this English phenomenon as, "that thing the weather does where ...
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  2. 2009: Apple unveil iPod Grain

    by , 10th September 2008 at 10:37 AM
    At an exclusive product unveiling today (just 3 months since the last iPod hit the shelves), Steve Jobs of Apple announced they have developed and are about to release the smallest iPod to date. The iPod Grain, as the name implies, is about the size of a grain of sand. The new addition to the music player line-up from the Jesus Phone maker comes with a non-expandable 1TB of flash memory for all your songs.

    Speaking of songs, the Grain exclusively plays formats in Apple's proprietary ...

    Updated 10th September 2008 at 11:23 AM by webman

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