Things I've said and made
Reportedly the coldest weather to hit the Great British Isles in donkey’s years, the country was brought to a stand-still due to adverse conditions. The cold weather front was sent from Russia with love, presumably because they felt sorry for us with the continuing economic crisis we’re facing, and wanted to give us something else to whinge about. What I’m talking about readers, is snow. A fellow associate describes this English phenomenon as, "that thing the weather does where ...